ADDED JAN.2003
AUSTRALIA DAY BALL
HONORING SAM NEILL
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SAM DID A GREAT JOB PLAYING MR. JONES BUT HE SURE DID SHAKE UP HIS FANS! |
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 MR JONES HIMSELF! You should see the world from my side of the glasses! |
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 WHY IS MR. JONES LOOKING AT THAT BOY LIKE THAT? I am not only the President of the Hair Club for Men, I am a CLIENT! |
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 ANYBODY FOR A DRINK? Life is like salt water, good to swim in, but hard to swallow |
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 WHAT IS IN THAT PIPE MR. JONES? You know these old videos are a drag! Nostalgia is not what it use to be! |
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 SOME KIND OF MAN! A killer is a glutton with brains! |
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 NOW ISN'T THAT JUST A SIGHT FOR SORE EYES! Life should be a little sunny and a little sad. |
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 MEN LIKE MR. JONES SHOULD NEVER PLAY WITH GUNS! Life is like a rat race!! Even if you win, you're still a RAT! |
